Get the deposits back! George and I are over...I found a few guys who fit my needs more.
Husband one: I know he will always be looking at me.
Husband one: I know he will always be looking at me.
Husband two: My major dilemma in life is the type of guy I like to date. I love scruffy, hairy chested guys. But, I also love a smooth face to smooch on.
Problem solved!!
Husband Three: I have always said I wanted my fiance to cry at our wedding. I know for sure this guy is sensitive enough to shed a tear or two for me.
Who to choose? Who to choose?
I laughed and laughed at this. Of course, you couldn't go wrong with any of them. They are total hotties!!
ReplyDeletePlus, just think of what a great head-start you will be giving your kids. They will practically be born holding a "Dale Earnheart" sticker and professing thier love for Nascar and Nattylight!
What more could a mother want??